Girl of the Week vol. Kosher

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Perry Jenna Werbitt . . .




"Perry is originally from Ridgefield, Connecticut, but now resides in Chucktown, South Cackalack(Charleston, South Carolina for all of you non-Charlestonians). You might know her best as one of the chicks you might see working at B'zar when the Serrano squad isn't holding it down. As well as maintaining a job, she also attends College of Charleston. She's majoring in Jewish Studies and is currently writing her dissertation on 'How to Wear Payot if You're a Female'. During the little free time she has, she becomes one with the plants around the world, plays with defanged snakes, spoons with cats that have confused people with their gender or is taken advantage over by dogs that are confused with their gender. Perry also enjoys watching Curb Your Enthusiasm with people who are half Lebanese, has way too many sneakers, and/or are freaked out by people who want to know where they can get some suede Vans and get rid of hash in the same conversation."

Now for some more pictures . . .







Thank you and you're welcome, Purry.

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

$30,000 Starting Bid . . .

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I honestly can't fathom paying that much for a hoverboard that doesn't even hover. To each his own I suppose. Here's a link to the auction . . .

Marty McFly Hoverboard

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Truth of Dare?

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So, yesterday was quite interesting to say the least. From opening a can on a pair of fake shoes, to my whole night in general, there was nothing I would change(ok, maybe a couple of things). Here are just a few pictures from last night . . .

*shaking my head* . . .

Infrared, I'm hot like satin . . .

301!

Beat or not too beat; that's really the question?

Not beat at all . . .

What's better than a steal off eBay? Two steals off of eBay . . .

GOODNIGHT!

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Money Over Broads

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My name is Tyler and I'm pretty fucking awesome . . .




Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Funk All Y'all

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HBD Mr. Clinton . . . George that is . . .



Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Gobby

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HBD Mr. Dafoe . . .


Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

The Boys of Summer

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HBD Mr. Henley . . .



Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

An Ape Tit

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It's also my favorite game show host's birthday. In honor of that free health care having motherfucker, here's a special tribute to him . . .

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Girl of the Week vol. The 19th Anniversary of My First Day of Existence

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Charlotte Gainsbourg . . .  

"Gainsbourg was born in London, England. She was, however, raised in Paris, France. She is the daughter of British actress and singer Jane Birkin and French actor and singer Serge Gainsbourg. Her maternal grandmother was actress Judy Campbell and her uncle is the screenwriter Andrew Birkin, who directed her in The Cement Garden. Gainsbourg's longtime boyfriend and spouse is the French actor and director Yvan Attal,[2] with whom she has two children, Benjamin and Alice.

On 5 September 2007, Gainsbourg was rushed to a Paris hospital where she underwent surgery for a cerebral haemorrhage. She had been experiencing headaches since a minor water skiing accident in the United States several weeks prior."

Oh!  She also has the same birthday as me(today)!  Here are some more pictures . . .

 

Keep it righteous. 

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

 

I <3 T-shirts!

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My sneaker to t-shirt ratio is terrible, so I've been focusing on buying more t-shirts for the time being. Anyway, here is part 1 in my newest t-shirts . . .

My first Lacoka Nostra/Dissizit t-shirt . . .

This t-shirt holds so much truth . . .

From the free throw line . . .

She's Gotta Have It(back of t-shirt reads: "We just don't want them for wives."

Ain't it the truth . . .

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

W - T - F ?!

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Uhhhhhhhh . . . ?



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Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Your Ass Isn't Beyonce or Halle Berry

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Randomness . . .

Grimace Ain't Got Shit on These.

Reasonable Doubt.

Spruce Lee.

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Keep All of Your Feelings Here . . .

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In today's society, it's just not safe to have them anywhere else.

*Warning*  Letting your feelings come out of this place could result in injuries such as heart burn, sore throat, excessive cold chills, fever, dry mouth, cold sweats, nausea, temporary blindness, and diarrhea.  If you experience an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, please seek immediate help(Translation: Call the closest whore house near you).

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

PS I'm not talking only about being gay either, but rather your emotions. I'd also like to clear up that I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but I definitely prefer admiring the female anatomy.

Yo Ass, Kuwait

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Cat, you're simply amazing lol.

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Dedicated

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So ladies, which one are you?

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

I'm in Love . . .

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'Nuff said.

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

Last Night . . .

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. . . was . . . wow. Just wow. Big shout out to Ryan(I feel your pain lol), John(You're crazy man, but I love you(no homo)), Will(I hope you enjoyed your drink, next time it's on you!), Phil(Say HELLO to my LITTLE FRIEND!!!), Josh(Did I mention I saw your brother?), L.A.(Remember, she was glistening.), Ron(How much weight would you say we lost all together last night?), Travis(Where's my Gold Flightposites?!?!), Shakira(I was the only smart one for a minute.), Raphy(I still want my drink and sorry I disappeared last night from you!), Bri(Never forget that you played on my first basketball team, lol.), Kayla/Yanet/Courtney/Tracy(Good seeing you gals!)

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM

PS Sorry for not posting any pictures, but there are no pictures and really words to describe last night.

Staring At Me Like I'm a Walking STD

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This was too funny not to post(especially the dude in the background rocking the backwards visor) . . .



So, who wants to grab my right titty?

Thanks for the picture Raph!

Keep it righteous.

Peace & Love.

Ch'eah!

Outro.

- TM